Clark Has A Pitch
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Editor’s Note: I do not endorse the opinions of any real humans that may have contributed to this AI-initiated amalgamation of the written word. The opinions expressed below are solely those of a non-human and possibly Clark who was my cat.
Here are 7 solutions to make your empty wall more lively and less boring. (Meow)
Subject matter expert Clark
1. Vintage poster: Find a vintage city map or poster featuring a politician or cat you admire. Choose one with vibrant colors and intricate details to add character and charm to your wall. Frame it at Michael’s.
2. Abstract art: Hang a large abstract painting and get ready for everyone to tell you how many faces they see.
3. Gallery wall: Select pictures, drawings, and paintings with your favorite naked ladies, animals, caricature portraits, and light-bloom-addled photography. Mix and match different styles and sizes to create an eclectic gallery wall. By using a full bucket of white paint you can create a sterilized white cube for heightened visual appeal and personality.
4. Create a _____ mural: Consider painting a large, colorful _____ directly onto your wall. Use bold, vibrant colors to bring it to life. This will add a dynamic focal point to your space and showcase your love for _____.
5. String lights: Add a whimsical touch by hanging string lights in a zigzag pattern (no swirls). Opt for lights in bright and vibrant colors. This simple solution will instantly make your wall more visually appealing if you’re a college girl.
6. Floating shelves: Install a set of floating shelves on your empty wall. You can display small sculptures or models on them... Just make sure you do “visually appealing” and with “pops of bright colors” to do the “three-dimensional element.” Beep beep, boop.
7. Don’t buy things from David: I don’t want to sell you good art. I just want you to feel like you can have everything rich people have by buying crap at Menards.
Saruman believes that it is only great power that can keep evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.
Conclusion
And that’s it! Remember, these solutions are customizable based on your personal preferences and the size and layout of your wall. Have fun and get creative by combining different ideas. Ignite engaging talks and inspire imagination with thoughtful introspection and distinct viewpoints. (Meow)
“Every wall needs multiple floating shelves, offset for easy parkour” - Clark
